New Year's Resolution for 2008:

Continue to hang out with people who think

I'm fucking great.

(I had the same resolution for 2007 and it's workin' for me,

so I'm keepin' it.)

"There are cracks in everyone. That's how the light gets in."

Leonard Cohen

WHAT I LEARNED IN THE YEAR 2007

I am not Cate Blanchett.

This realization really smarts.

I am not a pirate or a nun.

I am especially not a pirate-nun.

I used to be Clara Bow, but I had to let that go. Although tempting, when it comes right down to it, it's best to be just ME

rather than a troubled, promiscuous silent film star.

I'm concerned my cat thinks that I'm his

"significant other."
I never wanted to be in a long-term relationship.

How did it all get so out of hand?

Turkeys like to travel in threes.

My dreams are fucking spectacular.

It's good for your spirit to take a ride on the inside of a big, giant orange.

This is especially beneficial when you've just lost your job.

Everybody claims to know somebody who works here. Nobody really does.

The "Alphabet Game" is a bad idea for dyslexic improv actors.

My friends are my family.

Lucky, lucky me.

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