WHEN I WAS IN THE 5TH GRADE, I LEARNED TO SWEAR BY LISTENING

TO TRACK #7 OVER AND OVER, AGAIN...

7. Seven Words You Can Never Say On Television

Rest in Peace, George Carlin.

"I could not lie anymore, so I started to call my dog 'GOD.' First he looked confused.

Then he started smiling.

Then he even danced.
I kept at it; now he doesn't even bite.
I am wondering if this might work on people?"

Tukaram, 1650

PRODUCER'S PICK

Annie Leibovitz:

A Photographer's Life, 1990-2005

March 1-May 25, 2008
San Francisco Legion of Honor

Old cats tend to look like they have a really bad headache all the time.

PRODUCER'S PICK

CARRIE FISHER

in

WISHFUL DRINKING

Berkeley Repertory Theatre

February 8-April 12, 2008

Thanks for the tickets, Riley!